crow-and-talbot:

darkisnotevil:

leiaorganaoil:

Thank you, Carrie Fisher.

Carrie: specifically asks women

Man: talks

Carrie: Shut the fuck up I wasn’t talking to you

Ok context, Craig Ferguson deliberately fell for all the verbal traps his guests set up in order to let them have the punchline.

He knew that she wasn’t actually asking him, but without letting her have the punchline there wouldn’t have been the opportunity to have this interaction.

He was like the character that Stephen Colbert played on his talk show that way.

Lets not make Craig to be made a bad guy ok? He’s actually pretty woke and an avid feminist.

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thequantumranger:

Chris Casamassa as ‘Scorpion’ in Mortal Kombat (1995)

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s1120411:

I wanna get close to Isabelle from Animal Crossing…

stilldancingwithmolly:

For the record, they were arguing over *whether or not they should get married*. She was pro, he was con, saying that if they loved each other the ring and the marriage certificate were unnecessary, that their love would be the commitment they needed. This was a fight they’d had for weeks. He didn’t just propose to shut her up in a totally unrelated argument…. him proposing was also him saying “you’re right, you won the argument” and that’s why this is cute.

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syjeshile:

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want to be happy in 2019

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camburgerstein:

Fuck em up, Daisy 

gothcostco:

gothcostco:

gothcostco:

rich people took a rock and were like “this is worth thousands of dollars now” and everyone just believed them

rejectedprincesses:

rejectedprincesses:

Luisa Capetillo (1879-1922): The Activist Arrested For Wearing Pants

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Thought I’d reblog in case anyone missed the first post, and add in some real-life photos of Luisa.

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hallowbethycas:

impossiblerebelblaze:

ask-the-egos:

pomrania:

pharoahamunsadji:

mulaneysbutt:

lizatonix:

bobertlutece:

this whole thing is way too good to be giffed you need to expirience it 

There are so many things that are TOP quality about this. The business with the mic rope. The bounding across the stage like an excited puppy or a newsie. The Voice™️ that is so synonymous with John, you know, the voice of a guy who sells ice cream at the soda fountain in the 50’s. The analogy itself.

It’s all so beautiful, such peak humor and content.

Emmy Award Winning™️

I FOUND IT AGAIN.

Here’s the “horse loose in a hospital” bit. Good news, it has closed captioning.

“I DONT REMEMBER THAT IN HAMILTON.” OMG

God I’ve heard so much about this guy and this is my first time actually watching one of his bits. He’s as funny as y’all make him out to be tbh

This is my favorite video ever

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gifgrump:

me turning in any assignment during finals week